I've lost 2 girls this week... Cranberry Diddle Doo left me for her new furever home and Piper left me for Oklahoma City... WTF, Dude!
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| Bachelor Again... |
My Bachelor Application:
Name:
Breed:
Color:
Age:
Size:
Favorite Activities:
Favorite sleeping position:
Tricks:
Special Features:
How handsome am I:
How handsome am I:
Why should you be my new girlfuriend?
Note: Applicants do not need to be local to apply. I'm willing to do the long distance thing.
Sorry dudes, this application is for the dudettes only. But please feel free to leave your condolences for my relationship losses this week.
Oh poor you, it must be so quiet.
ReplyDeleteGive mom a hug
See Yea George xxx
Oh Corbinz How could anyone leave a hunk like youz? What must I do to apply to be yourz?
ReplyDeleteLickz,
BooBoo
Oh dear, hope you get some applicants. We're heading off to camp for three weeks, hope you find a new lady soon.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy Kendra & Bella
Lola will happily be your long distance girl friend! If only we were in the same town and state. But I hope you find a beauty who you can spend some close and personal time with.
ReplyDeleteName: Amazing Grayce
ReplyDeleteBreed: Weimaraner
Color: Silver
Age: 5 years old
Size:66lbs
Favorite Activities: anything that involves tennis balls, swimming, hiking, fetch, destroying stuffies, and cuddling
Favorite sleeping position: under the covers with my head on the pillow sandwiches between mom and dad. sometimes I like to make a tent for mom and dad by turning over upside down w/ my feet straight in the air. They always talk about how they love camping.
Tricks: Sit, Stay, Wait, High Five, Down and giving kisses
Special Features: My whole body wiggles when Im happy!
How handsome am I: sexiest stud ive seen.
Why should you be my new girlfuriend? bc we have matching white patches on our chest and we would just look so good together ;)
Corbins!!!
ReplyDeleteFirst Cranberry now Piper has left fur Oak-Lee-Homas?!?!?! Oh deres, I will miss her too. :( Our group is gettin' smaller by da minute!
WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
PeeS I don't tinks youz be single fur long my furiend...does Puddles know youz available? ;)
Aww, Corbin! Tough breaks in the romance department! I'm afraid I can't apply, since I'm going on vacation to the beach next month and I plan on checking the boys out very closely!
ReplyDeleteBunny
Oh da Mags done found me out!
ReplyDeleteOkays I heres to turn in my application.
Name: Puddles Duddles Rainwater
Breed:da only impawatent one
Color: light light light red
Age: not tellin (2)
Size: perfect
Favorite Activities: drinking beers, killing stuffs
Favorite sleeping position: who got time to sleep when we’s bloggin’
Tricks: dancing on da tables withs a lampshade
Special Features: my butt…duh!
How handsome am I: da most handsomest of them all
Why should you be my new girlfuriend? Because I’m hawt
Puddles
How many roses do you have to give out?
ReplyDeleteCorbin, I would give Puddles a chance! She is a whole lot of woman!!!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
I'd apply but I'm way too old for you, Corbin. I agree that Puddles is a fascinating female and I think she likes you quite a lot, but Franklin also likes her a lot so we have to pretend I never said that. In any case, I think you need a permanent addition to your family. You need a girl of your own, right there and in the fur, to run around with, don't you? Now maybe you should call Maggie Mae and see if she's available for a play date soon. That'd make you feel a lot better.
ReplyDeletelotsa licks, Lola
Kitty here. I think you are one fine pup! Problem is, we have seen the sparks between you and Maggie Mae and being Sunflower Sisters and all, we gotta stick together.
ReplyDeleteKitty and Coco
Oh Corbin, you are such a handsome dude, I bet the ladies are lining up outside your door right now:)
ReplyDeletePoor Corbin...you know how the gals could be. Bet you have them waiting in line for ya.
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Hi,
ReplyDeleteI just found out about you when I went to see if Maureen has started to do post yet. It made Mommy cry because, thank God, you was saved from death and it made her cry to think what could have happend to Shelby.
God Bless your Mommy and Daddy. Bless try to get Maureen to start blogging too.
Hope we can be friends, now that T've found you.
{{{huggies}}}..Mona
Sorry you lost your ladies, Dude! My Star left me for her new career. I still don't have a new girlfriend! Hope you find one that will stay around this time, my friend.
ReplyDeleteSorry Corbin. Can't believe you lost two ladies in one week. You should try internet dating. I've heard it's all the rage :)
ReplyDeleteMuah,
Minnie Moo
Hi there Corbin! Thanks for stopping by my blog today. It's great to meet you. You sure look like the kind of dog I'd like to get to know. So sad you've lost your girlfriend. She looked really cool! I'm a boy so no good as a girlfriend, but I'd sure like to be your long distance friend. Oscar
ReplyDeleteOh, Corbin, you must be so lonely! We're sure there is another furry lady in your future soon! Ahhh, the life of a bachelor.
ReplyDeleteThe Road Dogs
Name: Haylie Dutchess
ReplyDeleteBreed: cute labrador
Color: chocolate
Age: 4, yes im a cougar.
Size: stripper sexy
Favorite Activities: licking the skin off people
Favorite sleeping position: on my back
Tricks: I can turn the lights on and off
Special Features: Im a super stealth stalker and cant catch critters, so we never have to worry about dinner!
How handsome am I: your a stud.
Why should you be my new girlfuriend? because Im cool ;)