Friday, August 10, 2012

The momma's back

You may not have known it, probably because I left the blog word for a whole week and didn't update anyone... but, the momma LEFT me for OVER a week!  Do you believe it?  She left dad in charge of feedings... the nerve.  I will report that dad did an A-OK job though!  Especially in the treat departmant... Dad got an A+!

So, here's how the return went down. I was chillin' in the window lookin' for the momma like I do every night, even when she doesn't come home.  And BAM! Someone pulled into the driveway!  Thinking it couldn't possibly be the momma because she had gone and deserted me and was never coming back, I alerted Brutus and he and I made sure that dad knew there was an intruder in our driveway!
Calling for back up!

Turns out, it wasn't an intruder... it really was the momma!  I was so happy she was home and Brutus and I were wiggling and waggin' and giving her smoochies.  She was totally happy to see us too.  And, do you want to know the first thing she said?????

"WOW!  Corbin's going on a diet!"

Yep.  Good to see you too momma.  Brat.

You leave me for a whole  week and THAT'S what you have to say to me?

Anyway... glad to report that my grandma Lynda made it wonderfully through her surgery thanks to all of your well wishes!  And her recovery is going absolutely great!  The momma has been staying with her to make sure everything goes well, but she's back home now because grandma Lynda is doing awesome! 

Guess I'll start my diet now....


  1. Fantastic!!! So glad to hear that the momma is
    and the grandmomma is doing great. Sorry about the diet however....

    Have a super weekend.

    hugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles

  2. That's the same thing our mom said when she returned from a long weekend away and had left our dad in charge of our foodables. SHEESH!

    -Bart and Ruby

  3. Corbin... Diets are for girls... boys don't go on diets, it's just wrong. You tell your momma we said so!

    Sam and Pippen

    PeeS. Good to hear that your grandma is doing great!

  4. Corbin,

    Such good news 'bouts your Grandma, your sweet momma must be relieved dat her is doin' so well now. Sorry 'bouts da diet. :(

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

  5. A Diet....oh nose! Dat be a 4-letter word in my vocabulary!

    Glad Grandma is doing good and dat Momma is home again. Maybe Dad can keep sneakin' you tweets!

  6. She abandoned you and then had the nerve to say you have to diet?! I hope you bit her for that.

  7. So glad your grandma is ok! Treats are the best - my pops overdoes it with me too :)

  8. Great news that your grandma is doing well!

    A diet? A diet? Hmph! Well, your mom knows best. It's worth a diet to have her back, isn't it?

  9. I wonder if your Momma missed you more than you missed her? I know that is the case when I am away from my babies. :-)

  10. Pawsome!! Always good to have the Momma home!! (Tell her NEVER to abandon you again!!) Don't worry about the diet Corbin ~ I'm on one too because of too many treaties. You should melt off the pounds in now time!!



  11. Thank goodness she decided to return
    Benny & Lily

  12. Wasn't it just a little while ago the Momma was saying how much weight you lost with the sickies.....and now she is saying you is too fat - really - you just can't please some humans. We are just happy you are doing so much better Crobin dude.

  13. I am glad your Grandama is okay and your Momma is home! Diet...not so glad for ya!

  14. I guess dad did get an A+ in the treat department, but now you have to pay for it. Glad to hear grandma is doing well.


  15. Corbin, don't you know that Blogville is supposed to be a clean place and NO dirty language should be used? We just saw you use the word D-I-E-T! Holy Guacamole, that's a very dirty word!

    At least your Dad does right by you :)

    Lily Belle

  16. Eeeeek... I heard the 'D' word too... maybe you and I should team up to steal some noms...

  17. Corbin, our Mom and Dad are the same. Dad always gives us lots of yummy treats and Mom always says we are getting too fat. But we are happy to hear that Grandma Lynda is doing well and that Mom is home.

    Woos - Phantom. Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  18. Howdy Corbin, glad your Momma's back and your Grandma Lynda is doing so well. The Corbin on a diet?? NO WAY. Tell her the only diet you will go on is the Seefood diet. You see food, then you eat it! hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  19. YEA!! GRANDMA is BETTER NOW!!! YEA!!!!
    Dad got an A+ Good fur HIM...
    Your momma is home... Good fur HER... just in time to SAVE all of her stuffs, that you were planning to put into the big Curb Sale TOMORROW. I'll bet she is REALLY relieved about THAT.

  20. Boy, guess daddy gets an A+++ for snacks if that's the first thing momma said to you. So glad your grandma Lynda is doing well and I hope her recovery continues to be good.

  21. Glad to hear alls well (except for the diet). Handsome guys like you don't need to diet, and when mom leaves you, did she bring you any treats? With the D word we assume NO! what a way to treat a, what did yousay you are now Pitpshtzueboxchauchi something wonderful guy who keep his eye out for mom!!!!!

    Susie & Bites

  22. I don't know what I'd do if mom left for a whole week. I bet you were SOOOO happy to see her (despite the diet comment)!

    your pal,

  23. So glad Grandma Lynda is doing well AND your mom is back home where she belongs - with you!

    Your pal, Pip

  24. DIET sorry Corbin, Glad your grandma is doing good, and that momma is back where she belongs.

    The silvers and more

  25. That's wonderful news about Grandma Lynda! I'm so glad she's doing well enough for your mama to be able to come back home.

    Sorry about the diet! :(

  26. I am so happy Grandma Lynda is doing so good and I am also glad your Momma is back home with you guys. Diet???? The nerve, I am sure it is all muscle, you are very lean and fit. I hope she doesn't make you start eating some yucky food now. Good luck.

    Loveys Sasha

  27. Oh Corbin, your mom has it all wrong! You tell her NO diet, MORE walkies, BOL! I think that be a win/win, no? Glad all be well with your grammy.

  28. Diets are evil

    Stop on by for a visit

  29. That's awesome that grandma Lynda is doing well, Corbin. Sorry about the diet, buddy.

    Love ya lots
    Mitch and Molly

  30. YAY for your Grandma Lynda! YAY for Momma being home! BOO for that bad diet word! But I bet if you give her your cutest puppy dog googly eyes, she'll forget all abouts it!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  31. Phew! Glad the momma made it back safe my pal. And i whisper that all you haz to do is hide her glasses when she not be lookin and she will soon forget all about this supposed weight issues....or just install carnival mirror in her bedroom...

  32. Corbin,
    Yay for g-ma Lynda's recovery all due to good TLC from your mom..and of course You taught
    Mom all she knows about TLC
    MADI your bfff