Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Somebody snitched on me

I stepped all over Mommy's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
Destroyed all the pieces of my dog bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
Got lots of mud on the kitchen floor
Somebody snitched on me.
I chewed my KONG until it tore,
Somebody snitched on me…
I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
Sandy Paws thinks I’ve been bad.
I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
And this makes me very sad.
I played the bitey on foster sister,
Somebody snitched on me.
I let a growl out at next door Mister
Somebody snitched on me.
I knocked over Mommy’s plants,
Went in the bedroom and ate her pants,
Dug up the yard to find some ants,
Somebody snitched on me.
I’m getting nothing for Christmas
Sandy Paws thinks I’ve been bad.
I’m getting nothing for Christmas,
And this makes me very sad.
So next year I’ll be good, whatever I do,
Because if I’m not, my toys will be few,
Sandy Paws won’t even bring me two!
And, again, I’ll get nothing for Christmas!

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25 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 21, 2011 at 5:02 AM

    Hey that doesnt sound all that bad :) Fred has done worse this year and dont get me started on Haylie and her 5 pairs of shoes she killed this year :)

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  2. Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma TeaDecember 21, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    Dat dont sounds sooo bad Crobin n even ifs it is nawty wee does still luvs yoo lots n lots

    Luvs
    Uji
    xxx

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    I don't believe for one second that Sandy Paws wouldn't bring you something! You are such a sweet foster brother, that should count for at least one gift!

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  4. Two Grad Students and a PittieDecember 21, 2011 at 6:30 AM

    Haha Oh, Corbin!

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  5. ScooterDecember 21, 2011 at 7:14 AM

    Hey Corbin!
    Wow, what a funny song! I think Santa Paws will still bring you a ton of stuff. Most of those thingies you did are good! We're supposed to chew, bark, dig, bite, etc, etc. Right?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  6. Peggy FrezonDecember 21, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    I hope Sandy Paws brings you something anyway! Thanks for the cute Christmas card!!

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  7. rottroverDecember 21, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Corbin!! We just know Sandy Paws is comin' your way! You are the best foster brother effur!!

    -Bart and Ruby

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  8. AnonymousDecember 21, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    Corbin, i want to take photos of you in Santa gear again :)
    Sincerely,
    JBenz

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  9. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥December 21, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Oh no, Corbin, after hearing your song, we think we are in big trouble here too. Hopefully Santa wasn't watching THOSE times.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  10. jenDecember 21, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    LOL! I love that song!!
    I bet Santa wasn't listening when someone snitched on you Corbin!

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  11. 3 doxiesDecember 21, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    ummmmm... I wasn't awares dat diggin' was bad..crap!
    You'll still get mores than me.

    Puddles

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  12. RemingtonDecember 21, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Oh my! I am SMILING in Minnesota! That is an awesome post! But, my dear friend, don't fret....I am certain Santa will let those things slip just this ONE time....and I bet you will get lots of presents!

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  13. Bella Roxy & MacduiDecember 21, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Oh Corbin......what a great song! We're sure the fat man will forgive you anything after that fantastic song!

    Hope you get a new Kong.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  14. DukeDecember 21, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    You have us in stitches here, Corbin! Thank you for the smiles!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  15. Two French BulldogsDecember 21, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Sandy Paws don't like snitches
    Benny & Lily

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  16. KBDecember 21, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Oh Corbin, I LOVE your song. The big question is - Who snitched on you??????

    I hope that Sandy Paws sees all the good works that you and your family have done for rescues and decides to bring you great gifts!

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  17. The Daily Pip December 21, 2011 at 7:12 PM

    Well, it wasn't me! I'd never snitch on you.

    Your pal, Pip

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  18. 24 Paws of LoveDecember 21, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Man Corbin, I not sure Sandy Paws has enough coal to put in your stocking...BOL!! You are such a bad, bad boy!! :)

    But we wouldn't want you any other way!

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  19. sprinklesDecember 21, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    I swear it wasn't me or the chi's -- we'd NEVER snitch on you, Corbin!!!

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  20. pibbleDecember 22, 2011 at 3:12 AM

    Oh, poor, poor Corbin! I'll bet something will be under the tree for you. You're too darned cute in that Santa get-up!

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  21. Road Dog TalesDecember 22, 2011 at 5:11 AM

    Bet you get at least one pressie for your rhyming skills, dude! Plus, your foster bro skills. So, that's at least TWO!

    The Road Dogs

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  22. TuckerDecember 22, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    BOL! Momma sings this song to me, but i likes it better wif the doggie stuffs. Lets see I don't think all that stuffs so bad, - kittehs are big snitchers but you don't got one of them. I bets it was your Dad!

    woof - Tucker

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  23. DexterDecember 23, 2011 at 4:13 AM

    Corbin, my friend, sounds like you have just been a fun loving goofy guy all year. What more could anybody want?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  24. Kari in AlaskaDecember 24, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    I haven't heard that carol in a long time!

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  25. SagiraDecember 31, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    I bet you still got a lot of stuff from Santa Paws. :)

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