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Mom talked to him about my tail... I split it open sometimes when I get super happy and wag it really hard... Mr. Dr. Mike, DMV said he might have to chop it off some day. EEEKKK!! I swear, Mom.... I won't wag it hard ever again!
Poor, poor pittyful me.
ouchies!
ReplyDeletewhat does that mean - they amputate?
I just had my yearly too dude! And I had to get 2 shots- the worst! Let's play soon- snow's coming!!!
ReplyDeleteI am glad that you had a good visit Corbin!! I hope the vet doesn't chop you tail off!!
ReplyDeleteChop it off!! Oh no, stop wagging, buddy! We don't want you to lose your tail.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Mine wasn't chopped off, it's just little, like a rose bud! But I can assure you, not having a tail really isnt as bad as it sounds!
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!!! Poooor pittyful pup!
ReplyDeleteErin, Trump, Texas and Bubbles
Chronicles of a Dachshund named Texas
Oh, I just had to go to the V.E.T. a coupla weeks ago, too. I HATES going there. I'm sorry bouts your Happy Tail but I'm just not sure you won't ever wag it hard again. You're just a happy guy, Corbin. You can't help it!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad everything else was okay and that he noticed how handsome you are and put it on your chart.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Dude. Tails are over rated. Just sayin'...
ReplyDelete-Bart and Ruby
Poor Corbin!
ReplyDeleteaww, look at his face! i totally laughed--i'm sorry, corbin. :-/
ReplyDeleteI never realized how dangerous happy tail could be. But we couldn't imagine you anything less than happy!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Corbin. Happy tail can be quite the ordeal. I'm positive it won't hurt your handsome points though. Heck, you could even brag about your war wounds then.
ReplyDeleteYour look says it all!
Kitty+Coco
Oh Corbin, you don't look happy. Hope your Vet gave you some yummy treats. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteOh, that's wonderful vet check-up news, Corbin! But the tail thing...ouch, just stop wagging it so happily & hard! Maybe smile more instead! My mother had a Poodle whose tail we never "shortened" per breed standards. My Mom always called it "the stick!" Princie would whack it into the wall, chairs, your leg, because he was always wagging it! Luckily for him, he never split it open though. :-( Like I said, less wagging - more smiling and keep the tail!!! PS - or some bubble wrap?!
ReplyDeleteOh no, not your wagger! But rest assured you can wag just as hard with a shorty....Rotties do it all the time! But hopefully it won't come to that....
ReplyDeleteAiiiiiiieeeee OUCH... a SHOT!!
ReplyDeleteI think all Dawgtors are kinda CHOP em Off Happy if you ask me... Just ANOTHER reason to STAY FAR away from them.
Just tell your mom you want her to make a
Tail Cozy fur you to wear when exciting thingys are gonna be going on... BUTT tell her NOT PINK or PURPLE.. a nice MANLY RED or BLUE would be fine though.
Maybe you should duct tape your tail to your side, Corbin. We don't want to hear that your vet hacked it off! YIKES!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh noes, you has a bad case of the Happy Tail? Mom always say if'n CSI come in our house with that loominol stuffs, our house would lite up like a Chrissmuss tree from all the Happy Tail bludspatter. Not from any of us but from fosters wot woz here afore. Mom used to tape foam pipe insulation around the tip of the tail fur cushuning but sumtimes it would fly off and SPLAT! Bluds all ofur again.
ReplyDeleteOh no! stop wagging your tail !!
ReplyDeleteCorbin!
ReplyDeleteShawnee is right you do has a happy tail! :) Paws is crossed dat you don't have to gets it cut off by Dr. MIke...yikes!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Maybe you should wrap your tail in duck tape!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy
Easy for Dr. Mike to say! Wonder what he'd think if you just chomped on his behind one day?? Let him think about that for a minute or two!!
ReplyDeleteCorbin - We have a solution (maybe not a great solution, but a solution nonetheless) - how about a foam tube? You know, like that stuff at Home Depot or something. Really, dude, we're not kidding! Hope you get to keep your whole tail!
ReplyDeleteThe Road Dogs
Hey Corbin!
ReplyDeleteWow, the dogtor is the worst. Ptthththt. I can't believe your peep would actually let that horrible vet cut your wagger off. Wag till it bleeds?!? I never did that, maybe I'm slacking. Hmmmmm I may have to try harder, but not hard enough to whack it off. Surely they wouldn't!!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Yup we also struggle with happy tail here :(
ReplyDeleteStop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Oh no, they might chop off your tail? EEK! Tuck it my friend, tuck it!
ReplyDeleteDiagnosis 'Handsome', that's the main thing :D
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Oh no! That's a shame about your tail! I've seen a number of dogs with happy tail though - some ended up with a nub of a tail and others didn't. Either way though they still ended up happy dogs :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're doing so well and that the vet notated just how handsome you are.
ReplyDeleteEek! I hope they don't have to chop your tail!
Happy Thanksgiving, Corbin!
.,glad that you're good.,but to chop your tail??? Oh no, that really hurts...lol but don't worry its for your sake.
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