Cause, I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I knocked Amelia in the head,
Somebody snitched on me.
Kicked her straight out of my dog bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
Ran through the house with the momma’s bag,

I just thought we were playing tag,

“You’re a naughty boy!” the momma would nag,
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

The Momma and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas,

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

Barked and growled at the neighbor dog,
Somebody snitched on me.
Always known as a blanket hog,
Somebody snitched on me.
I scared the momma when I killed the woodchuck,

I really got that poor schmuck,

The big furry thing ran out of luck!
Somebody snitched on me.

 
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

The Momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 
I won't be seeing Mr. Santa Paws,
Somebody snitched on me.
I should come with a warning clause...
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be so very good,
Next year I won't kill beasts that chuck wood!
I'd start right now only if I could!
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Previous years of naughtiness:

2013
2012
2011