Monday, December 22, 2014

Cause, I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I knocked Amelia in the head,
Somebody snitched on me.
Kicked her straight out of my dog bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
Ran through the house with the momma’s bag,

I just thought we were playing tag,

“You’re a naughty boy!” the momma would nag,
Somebody snitched on me.


Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

The Momma and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas,

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.


Barked and growled at the neighbor dog,
Somebody snitched on me.
Always known as a blanket hog,
Somebody snitched on me.
I scared the momma when I killed the woodchuck,

I really got that poor schmuck,

The big furry thing ran out of luck!
Somebody snitched on me.

 
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,

The Momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

 
I won't be seeing Mr. Santa Paws,
Somebody snitched on me.
I should come with a warning clause...
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be so very good,
Next year I won't kill beasts that chuck wood!
I'd start right now only if I could!
Somebody snitched on me.


So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Previous years of naughtiness:

11 comments:

  1. This is awesome. Merry Christmas Corbin and family. :)

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  2. I don't believe it for one second! Just look at that face -- could that be the face of a naughty dog??? NEVER!

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  3. NO WAY did you even do HALF of that... and what little you DID do... could NEVER be considered SNITCH WORTHY...
    MERRY CHRISTMAS Amelia and Corbin and the same to your Peeps...

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  4. I think you're still going to get lots of prezzies and loves this holiday!

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  5. Bawhahahahhaha! Now I don't believe any of this, but if you need an albi ...tell them you were with me.

    Angel Pip

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  6. I have a hard time believing you could ever be anything but a gentleman! Merry Christmas, Corbin!

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  7. Dude, you know they always cave at the end. Just keep up that look you've got in your photo!! Nobody's perfect!!

    -Bart, Ruby and Otto, who may or may not have transgressed recently...

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  8. Doesn't sound too naughty! Maggie & Duke are impressed, the cats & Doug are a little afraid. :)
    Corbin looks great in his hat and Christmas collar!

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  9. Not on Santa's Nice List this year again Corbin?? I'm sure that there is a certain Amelia that can put in a good word for you! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

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