Friday, December 21, 2012

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas...

I stole a treat out of Brutey's mouth,
Somebody snitched on me.
Told the driver to send him back down south,
Somebody snitched on me.
Chewed the carpet on the kitchen floor,
Busted straight through the screen door,
Tugged my bed until it tore,
Somebody snitched on me.
 
 
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 
 
Took the bandage wrap off my tail,
Someone snitched on me.
Ripped and shredded all of dad's mail,
Someone snitched on me.
I ate the garbage, which was not funny,
Chased and killed the neighborhood bunny,
I'm the reason the Momma can't spend money!
Somebody snitched on me.
 
 
So I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 

I won't be seeing Ole St. Nick,
Somebody snitched on me.
Extra smoochies won't do the trick,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be as good as can be,
Next year I'll be perfect, you'll see!
I'd start now, but I'm on a naughty spree!
Somebody snitched on me.
 
 
So you better be good, whatever you do.
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!
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28 comments:

  1. DexterDecember 21, 2012 at 3:20 AM

    Corbin,
    What a heartbreaking poem. I can't believe it. Just keep that cute face working. I'm sure you will turn the humans around.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  2. Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma TeaDecember 21, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    Somehow wee finks Santa Paws will understands Corbin dude n dat dere will bee fings in yor stockin. Santa nose yoo can't helps bein yor natural doggy selfs sometimes n dat yoo has lots ov healf probs too dis year so wee jus nose him will bring yoo pressies. Jus wait n see ifs wee is right !!!!
    Lovs
    Da K Krew
    xxxxxxxx

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  3. 3 doxiesDecember 21, 2012 at 4:29 AM

    Who cares if you has been naughty...just looks at dat face.

    Puddles
    PS: I thoughted YOU was da reason da momma spent all her monies...hehehehe. Her has to rebuy what you tears up.

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  4. Brian's Home BlogDecember 21, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    Oh Corbin, don't believe those nasty rumors, you ain't been nuttin but good!

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  5. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomDecember 21, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    OMD...You is in trouble! Now...my advice fur next Christmas....DON'T GET CAUGHT!

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  6. Matilda the BoxerDecember 21, 2012 at 6:32 AM

    BOL!!! Oh, Corbin, that was the funniest thing I've ever read! I think you need to find whoever was snitching on you and BITE them! That'll solve everything for next year!

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  7. Millie and WalterDecember 21, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    Corbin I don't believe for a minute that Santa will pass you by. All the good work you do preparing your fosters for their forever homes must make up for any minor transgressions throughout the year.

    Millie

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  8. Debra@PeaceabullDecember 21, 2012 at 7:01 AM

    Corbin, I love the pouty lip and the song. Sometimes us Mommys can be so unreasonable. Ray-Ray did his best to convince the parents to buy new carpet and when words didn't work, he decided to just remove it all himself. Merry Christmas.

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  9. HoundDogMomDecember 21, 2012 at 7:09 AM

    Oh my gosh this is so good. The pouty lip is priceless for the song. Just pout and bat them eyelashes I am sure it will get you off the naughty list. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

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  10. Lovable LilyDecember 21, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    That was an excellent reflection of why you shouldn't snitch on people, animals and friends. I still bet you get a little something under your tree Corbin. And if you ever find out who snitched just let us know. We'll come over and nip their ankles for you.

    Merry Christmas Corbin!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  11. Blueberry's humanDecember 21, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    Your cuteness outweighs your naughtiness! I bet you will get extra stuff cause you keep your 4 leggers laughing!!! And also, all the stuff you do makes some of us look less naughty. ;)

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  12. rottroverDecember 21, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    Corbin, you sound a lot like our brother, Gizmo...(Mom and dad totally loved him, and he never got overlooked at Christmas, no matter how naughty he was;-)

    Mr. Perfect and Who? Me??

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  13. sprinklesDecember 21, 2012 at 10:00 AM

    Aww, and here I always thought you were the perfect pitty! Even if you are naughty sometimes, I still love ya!

    P.S. I bet Santa won't forget about you and will still bring you a few goodies to put under the Christmas tree.

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  14. Bella Roxy & MacduiDecember 21, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    Brilliant song. But we don't believe a word of it...except the bunny and tail bandage thingy. But we're sure Santa will give you a few treats.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  15. KateDecember 21, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    You were FRAMED Corbin! I know it! You could never have done all of that...

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  16. Frankie Furter and ErnieDecember 21, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    SQUASH the SNITCH!!! THAT will solve this horrid pawblem.

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  17. RubyDecember 21, 2012 at 12:22 PM

    Oh Corbin, that CAN'T be true!! I just DON'T believes it! I bets your gonna gets SOMETHING....even if it's another bunny!! BOL

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  18. Two Pitties in the CityDecember 21, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    I never realized you had such a pouty lip!

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  19. What Remains NowDecember 21, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    I JUST listened to this song! So funny.

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  20. BarbaraDecember 21, 2012 at 1:41 PM

    Somehow, I still think you're getting sumtin for Christmas!

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  21. CowspotdogDecember 21, 2012 at 2:27 PM

    Nahhhhhhh we don't believe a word of it and I BET Santa will leave you something Christmas morning

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  22. PoochesForPeaceDecember 21, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    Ohhh Corbin just keep that pouty lip face going and Santa won't be able to resist!

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  23. houndstoothDecember 21, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    Ha ha ha! That's one of Mom's favorite Christmas songs. I think you'll get something anyway, though. You haven't been worse than Kuster!

    Bunny

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  24. CarolDecember 21, 2012 at 4:59 PM

    Oh Corbin, we don't think you could be any cuter with your pouty lip. We really hope you keep your neck brace on when you have to wear it.

    The silvers and more

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  25. Two French BulldogsDecember 21, 2012 at 5:02 PM

    we know it wasn't you. No need for pouts, BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  26. pibbleDecember 22, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    It's just a ruse, Corbin! Wait until you see all the stuff that's just for you. I mean, how can anyone deny that pouty lip Christmas presents?!

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  27. marleyDecember 22, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    I haz pawsonally asked for at least one delieveree at Christmas for you my pal...woof

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  28. acd6packDecember 24, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    That was fantastic! No, no, not the fact of you being on the naughty list, the song and pictures!

    Don't worry, we're sure that Santa understands.

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