Monday, December 23, 2013

I ain't been nuttin' but bad...

I stole some chicken off the kitchen counter,
Somebody snitched on me.
Ran up to Amelia and I did mount her,
Somebody snitched on me.
Ripped open my treat box,
Watched Amelia chew the momma's socks,
Ran all the way down the boat docks,
Somebody snitched on me.
 

 Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 

Threw my Kong into the wall,
Somebody snitched on me.
Chewed up my favorite ball,
Somebody snitched on me.
I knocked over the garbage can,
Growled and barked at the mail man,
Caused a ruckus and then I ran!
Somebody snitched on me.
 

 So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Momma and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 

 I won't be seeing Ole Kris Kringle,
Somebody snitched on me.
I doubt he'll even give me a jingle...
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be on my best behavior,
Next year my good manners won't waiver!
I'd start now, but this naughtiness I'll savour!
Somebody snitched on me.
 

 So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas. 


Previous years of naughtiness:
2012
2011

19 comments:

  1. We have been told that wearing elf hats and antlers for photo ops to amuse the humans cancels out any naughtiness that you may have been a part of. So we bet you're getting something good for Christmas! But we like your song anyway!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  2. We Beaglebratz agree TOTALLY with Fiona - fer every weird elf hat or antlerz that a woofie (or any pet) iz "persuaded" tue wear then it iz like that woofie haz dun NUTHIN'BUTT GREATNESS all year long. B-sidez, what 'boutz all them fosterz u take under your paw an'help them b more like the Corbin?
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

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  3. An'we Beaglebratz almost fergot - just lookit that song - it'z furry much good so u obviously haz talent tue!
    S'n DS

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  4. Outrage Corbin my pal….yoo is welcome at my place for Crimbo….we overlooks dese minor indiskreshuns…..

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  5. Corbin, It wasn't me - I did not snitch on you. Nor do I believe you were that bad. Sounds like pretty normal dog behavior to me. Have a great Christmas and I hope your every wish comes true.
    Love Noodles

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  6. the snitch stole your Christmas !

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  7. what? I am sure the snitch is wrong

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

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  8. Hope those snitchers get no presents!
    Lily

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  9. I would never ever snitch on you, Corbin!

    Ruby

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  10. I can't imagine you would ever be bad, Corbin! Just look at that sweet, innocent face. :)

    I hope your mom decides Fiona's right and wipes clean your slate because you're such a good costume model. :)

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  11. Somehow, I think Santa overlooks "bad" from over-exuberant puppies!! I'll bet your stocking is full on Christmas!

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  12. The snitchers are jealous! We don't believe a word of this, Corbin!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  13. That Call that stuffs... NAUGHTY??? Let US rack up a list of the stuffs that THEY do during the year... THAT would be QUITE a list..
    Starting with... Not lettin US do what WE like to do.

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  14. Impossible! Of course you will get pressies. I think posing with those antlers more than makes up for any naughty behavior.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  15. Somehow, I think Santa will be forgiving and make sure you get extra pressies this year!

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  16. Corbin, we think you are pulling our paws - we can't believe you would ever be naughty. We are sure Santa will be bringing you lots of goodies.

    Thanks for the beautiful card, and we wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  17. Bad snitchers!!!Don't worry, Corbin! I'm sure Santa will bring you a lot of pressies and treats!

    ~Eva

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  18. Stupid snitches, I'm sure though that the one that tattles gets in trouble too. I'm also sure that you'll get lots of great prezzies!

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