Ok, so on Tuesday I
posted my entery for the
Mango Minster 2012 in the Cracker Dog category. Now, my third qualification was that I dig gigantic holes in my couch, but I didn't have any photo evidence because my mom would not take pictures of the holes. However, a lot of you wanted to see my work.
So, while mom and dad were out of the house, I recruited Brookie to help, and I took pictures myself. Now. Let's start with a photo of our couch BEFORE I decided it was a great place for holes.
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| (that says NO HOLE UNDER MY BUTT) |
Now..... what my couch looks like NOW!
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| See that hole sneaking on the right side??? Yep. |
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| Bone fits perfectly. |
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| Chew n' Stash. |
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Somethin' look funny to you? Looks perfect to me.
*Note, dark spot on left is a blanket, not a deep dark hole of doom. |
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See the cushion on the left? There's supposed to be one on the right.
NOT ANY MORE! |
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| Another sneaky hole |
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| This is some more of my work. |
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Now, before we had the sectional piece,
we had this love seat and a similar couch.
Looks normal, right? |
BUT WAIT!
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Move those cushions, and what do you find?
a MINI hiding spot! |
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| And the mega momma of all holes! |
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| Hey, Brookie... I might have left a bone in here! |
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| Ah, I love admiring my work. |
Want to know the funny thing??? When mom and dad were out and Brookie and I took these pictures... can you guess where they were???
SHOPPING FOR A NEW COUCH! But, they said I won't get my NEW couch for another month. I can't wait to make more holes!
Oh, and if you're looking for a professional couch hole maker -for any reason, foodable hide-a-spots, hole for perfect butt comfort, area to put annoying foster sisters... YOU NAME IT! I'm your man. So just call 1-888-GOT CORBIN. Estimates are free, by appointment only.
WE did that, too when me and Gizmo were younger... Funny, mom didn't take any pictures of our work either. Hhhmmmmmm....
ReplyDelete-Bart
Crikey Corbin, you're quite the professional
ReplyDeleteHang on, I needs to gets a pen and paer to write da number down.
ReplyDeleteOkays, I gots it.
I am very much impressed withs your design skillz.
Puddles
You do amazing work Corbin!
ReplyDeleteLesser dogs would have blamed the foster siblings. :)
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh. i feel like i should go hug desmond just for NOT doing that. and now you're buying a new couch! are you just hoping for the best or do you have a plan of action with this one?
ReplyDeleteHey Corbin!
ReplyDeleteWow, you did a great job of altering that couch! This is perfect evidence for your MM entry. I bet you have fun with that new one too!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
OMD - that's some destructive dogginess going on!
ReplyDeleteSam
Corbin... I TRIED callin fur an appointment butt the phone guy said that due to the HIGH VOLUME OF TRAFFIC ON Corbin the Couch Hole Guy line the wait will be like 87 days... JUST to get through to you.
ReplyDeleteBuddy I think that you do T-RIFFic work.
Butt with all the consultations and stuffs that you are gonna get... your mom and dad should just put off gettin the new couch.. you won't have time fur doing your OWN COUCH HOLE.
super post... I think you should go back and EDIT your ENTRY and ADD THESE PICS.
Wow, Corbin you are a couch potato's (like me) hero! I may just take you up on your services. You see there is talk about putting me on a heart-healthy diet and I am thinking I will need some place to hide my cheeseburgers!!!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
nice work
ReplyDeleteStop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
Well done, we think your peeps must be VERY understanding...
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Holy crap! You are lucky you weren't sent to the dog house
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Well, my friend, I do believe that you can call yourself a "professional" in that department! Well done!
ReplyDeleteConsidering the trubbulls I got into ofur one teensy weensie little hole on the arm of the love seat, OK the whole corner, (I just had to know if it tasted like chickun. It duss not.) I is amazed that you has lived to tell about this. And to make a bizziness out of it. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteYou are so smart, Corbin! Turk and Rufus would LOVE for you to put some holes in our couch - but personally, I would rather they find less destructive hiding places. What does your mama think of all these hidey holes?
ReplyDeleteOh MY! My mama would not like that activity!
ReplyDeleteOohhhh dude... that looks like SO MUCH FUN!!! We wanna dig holes now too!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I first moved into my house, a friend brought over a REALLY fugly, used chair as a housewarming gift. Because it was so hideous, I didn't want it but I didn't want to be rude about not taking it either. I resigned myself to covering it up with a blanket since it doesn't match anything else in the house.
ReplyDeleteA few years later, along comes Shiver the chi puppy. When he was losing his baby teeth, he chewed on absolutely EVERYTHING!!!, except for his toys. He chewed a nice size hole in the blanket covering the ugly chair so I took the blanket off. Since that time, he's pretty much destroyed the chair. I don't actually mind though because that gives me an excuse to get rid of it! Now I just need some $$$ to buy something nicer to replace it.
OoH My Doggies Corbin!
ReplyDeleteI am NOT showin' dis to Max cuz so far him has not tried to eat our couch yet. :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
You're a PRO, Corbin!
ReplyDeleteMy mom would have screamed her heart out if this happened here!
Licks
Eva
Look at all of those secret hiding spots you've got, Corbin! You'll absolutely have to break in the new sofa just right!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Bol! This is so funny...
ReplyDeleteMy mom said you are a real cute monster! And I'm not allowed to learn the hole digging thingy from you.. Boooo.. But I told her it'S a cool thing to do
hahahahahahahaha
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hahahahaahahahaahh
<3 JBenz
wow you are a professional..
ReplyDeletewoof - Tucker
Oh my word Corbin! I had no idea you were capable of such destruction!
ReplyDeleteCorbin, we haz some pawfectly intact sofas in our house. Can you come over on Friday?
ReplyDeleteCORBIN - The RE-Decorator! bwahahahahaha Bet you're looking forward to REdecorating a new couch! Looks like you've done about all you can with that one! You're too funny!
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