Friday, January 27, 2012

Answers, Part 2

NOW! Now it's time to answer the FUN stuff!  The questions everyone asked about ME.
Whatcha wanna know?

Q) Our Waldo Bungie asks: I do wonder how you became so studly... because it seems like too much studly for one dog.
Q) Cooking with Dogs asks: How did you become such a studly piece of eye candy?

A) You're totally correct, Emily.  I am much too studly for one dog, and here's how I did it.  You see, when I was still an unborn pup, I put the bitey on all of my siblings in the womb until they gave ME their studly and their beautiful (for my sisters).  So, when I was born, I had ALL the Studly and Beauty of my litter and I spent the first week of my life putting it all in the correct places.  Ya know, because it all has to be balanced so I don't look too beautiful or too manly.  I made sure my studly ended up at just the right degree.  I think I did a good job, don't you?  Easy on the eyes?


Q) Remington asks: How do you stay in such great shape? Do you go to the gym?

A) Between me and you, Remington... some dogs like us are just born with it.  However, I do keep in shape with lots of fetching, zoomies, and holding the couch down (very important for the upper body strength).  Don't ya know, the gyms around here won't allow me to enter?!  Whatever is up with that.  But Dad did try me on the treadmill... I just looked at him with the "Are you really that lazy that you're going to turn on a treadmill instead of taking me for a walk" look and sat on it until my short ride to the ground was over.
Check out those glutes!!!


Q) Puddles asks: I wanna know how you gots so handsome.

A) Now, I'm answering this separately because handsome and studly are two different things.  You see, as I explained previously, I was born with the studly.  The handsome is something that I have carefully sculpted throughout my life.  Now, to be handsome, it's all in the eyes.  It involves a perfect combination of confidence and sexy.  Something that takes a lot of practice and control.  You really need to deliver that message.  And when you combine the handsome with the studly... you get me.
This face is one of a kind.


Q) The OP Pack asks: What DO you have for breakfast, Corbin?

A) I get 1.5 cups of Natural Balance: Sweet Potato and Fish and 1 Glycoflex tablet.  After that I get my daily morning snuggles and scratches from Momma (part of breakfast).  Most important meal of the day... I never miss it!
I do NOT get ice cream for breakfast.


And, now what you've all been waiting for.

Q) Boxers or Briefs?
Boxers, of course!

My research shows this is a Brief... not my kind of thing.

Any more questions?  Go ahead and ask!  I got a few more yesterday, so I'll answer again next week!

Hope everyone has a good weekend! 
Hey, I think that's Mr. Chewy out there!

22 comments:

  1. I am taking careful notes on how to be handsome! Thanks buddy.

    Your pal, Pip

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  2. Great answers, Corbin. We need to look into that Glycoflex too, we hear it is pretty good stuff.

    We wouldn't mind the snuggles and scratches for dessert either.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  3. Corbin...what did you just say?
    I didn't past da glutes foto.

    Puddles

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  4. That poor dyed dog looks so sad. You are much more handsome than him (obviously).

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  5. Thanks for explaining where the mass amounts of studly you accumulated came from! And that photo of your glutes is amazeballs! :) Loving these answers...you are awesome!

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  6. I think you are makin all the rest of us GUYS look BAD, what with all your Lookin GOOOOOOOOD.

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  7. We feel bad that you can't have ice cream for breakfast, Corbin!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  8. You sure have some good answers Corbin
    Benny & Lily

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  9. This was fun, Corbin! And I just read all your answers from yesterday. (It was nice of you to lets your mom answer one or two of them, to make her feel impawtant.) I especially liked the part about not always feeling comfy around other dogs. I feel the same way. I really like other doggies once I get to know them but at first they kinda skeer me. I'm glad I'm not alone.

    Okay, my question is where do you sleep at night? In a crate, in your pawrents' bed or in your own bed on the floor?

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  10. So you have to have studly before your born....afterwards it's just too late, huh?!!!

    We know a few Boxers who'd love to come see you.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  11. Oh Corbin, I think you look wonderful (sigh). Blimey Stella, shut up will you. Let me ask the important question ok? Corbin, can I be studly and beautiful even if I slobber? Thanks mate. No worries, and slobber, Rory

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  12. Oh SIGH! My two girls are drooling on the screen! You IS studly!!

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  13. Corbin, I have learned so much about you. I was wondering if that is your natural color or do you touch up your fur from time to time to stay looking so young? It is a very becoming look on you.

    licks and sniffs Sasha

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  14. Hmm Corbin's lil beauty tips. Forget the beauty tips Dude I wanna know who you taking for the Superbowl. You may be a match for Tom Brady in the handsome studly department but the Giants might need you on the O line to block for Eli. Just sayin...
    norwood

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  15. Hey Corbin!
    Wow, great Q&A session there! Love the handsomeness explanation. BOL.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  16. Oops, forgot my question! Duh. I'd like to know where you shop for your wardrobe? Looks like at least two pawesome collars in these pix.
    Grr and A Forgetful Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  17. You are the pawfect amount of studly and handsome, Corbin!

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  18. OMD, studly, handsome, and even humble too :)

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