Answers, Part 2

NOW! Now it's time to answer the FUN stuff!  The questions everyone asked about ME.

Whatcha wanna know?

Q) Our Waldo Bungie asks: I do wonder how you became so studly... because it seems like too much studly for one dog.
Q) Cooking with Dogs asks: How did you become such a studly piece of eye candy?

A) You're totally correct, Emily.  I am much too studly for one dog, and here's how I did it.  You see, when I was still an unborn pup, I put the bitey on all of my siblings in the womb until they gave ME their studly and their beautiful (for my sisters).  So, when I was born, I had ALL the Studly and Beauty of my litter and I spent the first week of my life putting it all in the correct places.  Ya know, because it all has to be balanced so I don't look too beautiful or too manly.  I made sure my studly ended up at just the right degree.  I think I did a good job, don't you?  Easy on the eyes?

Q) Remington asks: How do you stay in such great shape? Do you go to the gym?

A) Between me and you, Remington... some dogs like us are just born with it.  However, I do keep in shape with lots of fetching, zoomies, and holding the couch down (very important for the upper body strength).  Don't ya know, the gyms around here won't allow me to enter?!  Whatever is up with that.  But Dad did try me on the treadmill... I just looked at him with the "Are you really that lazy that you're going to turn on a treadmill instead of taking me for a walk" look and sat on it until my short ride to the ground was over.

Check out those glutes!!!

Q) Puddles asks: I wanna know how you gots so handsome.

A) Now, I'm answering this separately because handsome and studly are two different things.  You see, as I explained previously, I was born with the studly.  The handsome is something that I have carefully sculpted throughout my life.  Now, to be handsome, it's all in the eyes.  It involves a perfect combination of confidence and sexy.  Something that takes a lot of practice and control.  You really need to deliver that message.  And when you combine the handsome with the studly... you get me.

This face is one of a kind.

Q) The OP Pack asks: What DO you have for breakfast, Corbin?

A) I get 1.5 cups of Natural Balance: Sweet Potato and Fish and 1 Glycoflex tablet.  After that I get my daily morning snuggles and scratches from Momma (part of breakfast).  Most important meal of the day... I never miss it!

I do NOT get ice cream for breakfast.

And, now what you've all been waiting for.

Q) Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers, of course!

My research shows this is a Brief... not my kind of thing.

Any more questions?  Go ahead and ask!  I got a few more yesterday, so I'll answer again next week!

Hope everyone has a good weekend! 

Hey, I think that's Mr. Chewy out there!