Whatcha wanna know?
Q) Our Waldo Bungie asks: I do wonder how you became so studly... because it seems like too much studly for one dog.
Q) Cooking with Dogs asks: How did you become such a studly piece of eye candy?
Q) Remington asks: How do you stay in such great shape? Do you go to the gym?
A) Between me and you, Remington... some dogs like us are just born with it. However, I do keep in shape with lots of fetching, zoomies, and holding the couch down (very important for the upper body strength). Don't ya know, the gyms around here won't allow me to enter?! Whatever is up with that. But Dad did try me on the treadmill... I just looked at him with the "Are you really that lazy that you're going to turn on a treadmill instead of taking me for a walk" look and sat on it until my short ride to the ground was over.
Check out those glutes!!!
Q) Puddles asks: I wanna know how you gots so handsome.
A) Now, I'm answering this separately because handsome and studly are two different things. You see, as I explained previously, I was born with the studly. The handsome is something that I have carefully sculpted throughout my life. Now, to be handsome, it's all in the eyes. It involves a perfect combination of confidence and sexy. Something that takes a lot of practice and control. You really need to deliver that message. And when you combine the handsome with the studly... you get me.
This face is one of a kind.
Q) The OP Pack asks: What DO you have for breakfast, Corbin?
|I do NOT get ice cream for breakfast.|