Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Professor Pug Here

Good Evening, Bloggers.  Dr. Harley here.  I'm Corbin's Uncle.  They call me Professor Pug because one day, 5 years ago, Jenn took me to college with her for the day.  I learned so much that day, I was awarded my doctorate degree, and now I'm a doctor.  A doctor of what you say?  Well, a doctor of being a handsome pug, of course.  How dare you question my expertise! 

So, Jenn was visiting the house today, and she left her computer up.  I decided to log on and catch up on some of the happenings of the world, and what do I find?  A blog!  Now, I must admit, I wasn't quite sure what a blog was, so I googled the meaning and found out that it's a place where people gather and tell stories of their lives.  Well, that's just wonderful!  So I read through Corbin's blog and I was APPALLED to find he had not spoken of me.  Well.  I was not happy about this, so I decided to click on the "New Post" option, and here I am.  I was presented with a blank page so I could write to all of his friends so they were aware of Corbin's pugsome uncle. 

I taught the kid everything he knows.  Before he met me, he had NO idea how to properly beg for food.  I taught him how to do that.  He also knew nothing about how to leave messages on trees and posts.  That's one lesson we still work on, because he continues to just pee on the grass.  He has yet to realize the great writing utensil he has.  Stupid dog.  Now, as I'm sure you've figured out, Corbin is MUCH larger than I am.  However, I'll have you know, he's very afraid of me.  One lesson I have yet to teach him is how to be ruff and tuff.  I'm saving that lesson for last, when I'm finally ready to pass on my knowledge to him.  At this point in time, I'm still afraid he will take my knowledge and turn it against me.  Can't take that risk.

Well, I enjoyed reading about some of you, and was very excited to see that Corbin does, in fact, have some Pug friends.  Kutos to you Pugs.  You're very good looking.  However, I must cut this short.  Being a retired Professor, I forgot how tiring it is to type and read.  I enjoy spending my retired days hanging out with my sister, Maggie May, and sun bathing.  Now, I must catch some sleep.  Great meeting you all!  And make sure you remember that I'm the force behind the Corbin.  He'd be nothing without my guidence.  Don't let him forget it either!

Warmest Regards,
Dr. Harley

15 comments:

  1. Don't worry, Dr. Pug. I'm sure Corbin was waiting for the perfect moment to blog about you. :)

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  2. BOL! I'm not a pug, but I did enjoy your post immensely!

    Bunny

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  3. Yes, I'm sure that Corbin would have gotten to you in time, but I'm glad you posted. Pugs are always interesting, don't you think so?

    lotsa licks, Lola

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  4. Oh Professor Pug, you are wise beyond your years!! Corbin is so fortunate to have a mentor like you.

    Your pal, Pip

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  5. I'm impressed with all your extensive education and knowledge! Corbin is lucky to have such a smart Uncle :) I'm sure he appreciates it!
    Wags,
    Maddy

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  6. Nice to meet you Harley!! Good to know that Corbin has a good pug behind him teaching him the ways of the world :)

    Pugs & Kisses,

    Yoda & Brutus

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  7. You must be smart if you could figure out this blog thing so easily. It's been nice to meet you.

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  8. Hi Dr. Harley, it is sooo nice to meets you! You has a sissy Maggie May, dats cool. :)
    Corbin never mentioned that he had a pug uncle befores...hmmm I thinks Lola is right he was gonna tells us 'bouts you soon, yeah that's it.

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

    PeeS Please tells Corbin hi and that I wuz at The Crossings today for a walkie, I looked for hims but didn't see hims. :(

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  9. Dr. Harley, very good to meet you ol' wise one :)

    Good to know you've got Corbin's back,
    Roo

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  10. It was nice to meet you Dr.Harley, you are one smart puppy dog. We are Corbin's newest followers and love the blog.
    Please check us out at http://www.lifewith5dogs.com/

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  11. Oh Dr Harley you are so wise and brave to share all your wisdom! You really should get your own blogger. It would be soooo cool to consult Dr Harley when things are in question or you can probably solve some great mysteries!!!!

    @ Corbin! I found you over at Minna's and thought I would drop in and check you out! Im so glad I did! You are gorgeous!!!! and Your uncle is such a smarty!!! you are lucky!!!

    Hugs & smoochies! xoxo
    Hailey

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  12. Dr. Harley,

    Could you puleeze gives Corbin another message from me, tells him that I gave him a very strange award today and he must stop by and gets it! :)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  13. Oh hellos theres Dr. Harley, it is nice to meets you. You know, I has Pug furiends too...what a qwinky dink.
    Anyways, You sound likes a rather smart doggie so maybes you know stuffs bout da best way fur n=me to takes over da world.

    Puddles

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