Professor Pug Here

Good Evening, Bloggers.  Dr. Harley here.  I'm Corbin's Uncle.  They call me Professor Pug because one day, 5 years ago, Jenn took me to college with her for the day.  I learned so much that day, I was awarded my doctorate degree, and now I'm a doctor.  A doctor of what you say?  Well, a doctor of being a handsome pug, of course.  How dare you question my expertise! 

So, Jenn was visiting the house today, and she left her computer up.  I decided to log on and catch up on some of the happenings of the world, and what do I find?  A blog!  Now, I must admit, I wasn't quite sure what a blog was, so I googled the meaning and found out that it's a place where people gather and tell stories of their lives.  Well, that's just wonderful!  So I read through Corbin's blog and I was APPALLED to find he had not spoken of me.  Well.  I was not happy about this, so I decided to click on the "New Post" option, and here I am.  I was presented with a blank page so I could write to all of his friends so they were aware of Corbin's pugsome uncle. 

I taught the kid everything he knows.  Before he met me, he had NO idea how to properly beg for food.  I taught him how to do that.  He also knew nothing about how to leave messages on trees and posts.  That's one lesson we still work on, because he continues to just pee on the grass.  He has yet to realize the great writing utensil he has.  Stupid dog.  Now, as I'm sure you've figured out, Corbin is MUCH larger than I am.  However, I'll have you know, he's very afraid of me.  One lesson I have yet to teach him is how to be ruff and tuff.  I'm saving that lesson for last, when I'm finally ready to pass on my knowledge to him.  At this point in time, I'm still afraid he will take my knowledge and turn it against me.  Can't take that risk.

Well, I enjoyed reading about some of you, and was very excited to see that Corbin does, in fact, have some Pug friends.  Kutos to you Pugs.  You're very good looking.  However, I must cut this short.  Being a retired Professor, I forgot how tiring it is to type and read.  I enjoy spending my retired days hanging out with my sister, Maggie May, and sun bathing.  Now, I must catch some sleep.  Great meeting you all!  And make sure you remember that I'm the force behind the Corbin.  He'd be nothing without my guidence.  Don't let him forget it either!

Warmest Regards,
Dr. Harley