I, Corbin Monkey W, am obsessed with Milk Bones.
Don't judge me.
I go CRAZY for them. Now, normally I don't get them because the momma is all "oh, Corbin, here are some treats that are better for you and healthier!" Yea yea yea, those treats are okay and all, but come on, mom... MILK BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMD!
Milk bones, please.
My Bethany and Avery are lucky and they have milk bones in the house... so everytime I'm over at their house, I find the cabinet that holds the milk bones and I shove my head in that box and gobble down before anyone can get to me! Somtimes I get my head stuck, sometimes my slobber covers the box, sometimes the box ends up the shape of my head because I have a rather large noggin and it leave imprints. So, it's often hard to pretend that I wasn't gobbling up the deliciousness.
Even my icey creams have milk bones.
Now, sometimes the momma gets super frustrated because I like to stand in my yard and pretend that she's not yelling my name to come inside. Truthfully, I hear her, but honestly... why would I come when no milk bones are offered? I don't want the other tasty treats... I want milk bones. So, the momma caved and decided to bring me home some milk bones so I'd come in the house and not make her late for work. Well, her and dad tried to hid my milk bones on me... and, ya want to know what happened? Well, I emailed my dad this morning to explain to him the situation.... so I will leave you with my letter to dad.
So, I know you thought real long and hard about a hinding spot for my milk bones, and I know you tell me all the time that I "sure ain't no hound dog," so I'm sure you thought I would never find them. Well, my dear dad.... you have underestimated the nose of the Corbin. While the momma was in the shower this morning, I figured out how to get the cabinet door open under the sink... and by the time the momma could get out of the shower and get to me, I was completely under the sink (in the cabinet) with my head in the box munching away on my heavenly desserts.
So, I just wanted to let you know. I outsmarted you and the momma. Try finding a new hiding spot and I will again show you the power of my milkbone trained Corbin nose.