Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wicked Witch

She's a horrible, evil, mean, wicked WITCH!  And I'll show you why.

Why... why are you doing this to me?
That's me... in the bath tub.  I knew it was coming, so I hid in my crate thinking that she couldn't get me in there.  Well, then my DAD (isn't he supposed to be the GOOD guy??) came in and asked me to come out.  Assuming Dad was safe, out I came and he shoved me into the bathroom!  Thanks, Dad.  Never again will I trust YOU!

So, anyway... I won Shampoo and Conditioner from EO Products... I managed to make mom forget about them after we received them.... but, she said I was stinky (AS IF.) and I need a stupid bath, so out came my winnings.  I guess it's a curse to be this handsome.
Make it end... please, make this end.
Mom said the shampoo smelt really pretty -Did she forget I'm a dude dog????? 

This is me all clean...
I won't open my eyes until I know, for sure, that it's all over.
No, I will not pose pretty with this stuff.
The evilness finally ended.  This all happened last week.  Mom said she really likes the products... I'm still nice and soft and I don't smell like stinky dog yet.  My coat even seems a bit more shiney - which I surely didn't think was possible.  They get a thumbs up from mom... As for me?  Nothing that involves a bath can get a thumbs up... I don't care if it's made of bacon.

I've been defeated.
No amount of cookies will make me come near you.
Evil Witch.
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  1. To think that they tortured you like that! Shocking! The parents always think we smell...maybe it's them that have the smells and they just don't know good when they sniff it!

    Sugar the Who

    BTW: Iffin it was made a bacon I might just get in the tub without the fight...

  2. Turk gets pretty mad at me when it is time for bathies - maybe Corbin and Turk can commiserate on how mean their mommies are... :)

  3. Our mom has looked for that shampoo and can't find it. She likes their human products. Whatever. Dude, we get baffed OUTSIDE with the HOSE!!! Count your blessings, at least you get warm water!!

    -Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

  4. Oh my - a baff. How humiliating! Trixie refuses, no matter how stinky she is, and I can't make her - she's too big. I have no Dad to muscle her into the tub.

    Minnie loves the spa treatment that she gets from the big truck that comes by. Go figure.

  5. Don't you kinda have to admit that your skin and fur feel better. I kinda have to admit that after a bath.

    Also, your Mom is much prettier then that green lady.

    Love, Cupcake

  6. Oh Corbin. . . I didn't think you could be MORE handsome but then after that bath you looked so shiny and soft.
    Love Noodles

  7. Oh Corbin, I think I got light-headed there for a minute! That lather scene made me woozy. My mom person mentioned "stink" & "Oskar" in the same sentence last night, so I think my day are numbered. Help!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  8. OH NO, Corbin... this is just terrible.. I wouldn't give it a thumbs up EITHER... even if I HAD a Thumb!!
    I heard that this... horror... is gonna happen to ME on Saturday... I'm supposed to NOT MIND... beclaws Sunday will be my Wedding Anniversary... butt I'm gonna MIND It anyway.

  9. Awwww poor wittle Corbin!!


  10. Oh, but look at how handsome and shiny and sleek you look now - bet you smell and feel good too. Go get those treats - never turn a treat down, Corbin. Just be mad after you eat it:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  11. Hu-mom is laughing at your closed eyes...if I can't see it, it isn't happening... Is that what you were thinking?

    You are so handsome and wish I could smell how good you smell!

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

  12. Hey Corbin!
    Wow, baths really stink! I don't care what peeps say...we don't stink, baths do! Your face sorta says it all. At least now you can start getting dirty all over again! :)
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  13. I am so with you DUDE ! Baths are evil and those that make us have baths are evil - isn't there some laws about torturing us that way????

  14. We are with you, Corbin! And why in the world would she put that smelly stuff on you and disguise your wonderful doggy smell.....humans.

    Hold out for a LOT of treats before you give her a cuddle.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  15. Oh no! Not the bath. But at least the after bath zoomies are fun.

  16. Poor Corbin! I feel for you because both of my boys just HATE having baths.

  17. No way is our mom reading this post! We don't want her getting any ideas in her head!
    Poor you, Corbin!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  18. Corbin,

    I am gonna make sure mom doesn't read dis post either cuz it might give her some kerAzy idea dat I might need a bath!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

    PeeS I bets you smell so nice now. :)

  19. Oh Corbin, I can totally relate to your horrid experience. I too was made to suffer like this. Maybe my mum is related to yours. I hope you recover enough to eat and get your strength back. No worries, and love, Stella

  20. Oh, Corbin! The HORROR! I shudder at even the mention of the dreaded "B" word. I think I may have nightmares now!


  21. Next time Corbin, forget hiding the crate, since that didn't work anyways, come run over to the 24 Paws of Love. We are virtually bath free over here and we have lots of cookies!! bol!!

  22. BOL! Poor Corbin. You make the most hilarious faces!

    Waggin at ya,

  23. Why can't she just soap you up when you're out playing in the water. Then, you could just rinse yourself off. Makes sense to us!

    The Road Dogs

  24. So cute and so sad:(

    Why do dogs love mucking about in puddles, ponds, fountains, lakes, streams, and foul moist poop piles but hate the bathtub? Such mysterious creatures.

    Hey, I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! I hope you'll find it fun :)