Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Who stole the chicken from the counter top?

Who stole the chicken from the counter top?
 
LUNA!
 
Luna stole the chicken from the counter top!
Who me?
 
YES YOU!
 
I was going poo!
 
Then who?
 
AMELIA!
 
Amelia stole the chicken from the counter top!
Who me?
 
YES YOU!
 
I was on the couch like glue!
 
Then who?
 
DIGGY!
 
Diggy stole the chicken from the counter top!
Who me?
 
YES YOU!
 
I was just licking all the crumbs in view!!
 
Then who?
 
CORBIN!
 
Corbin stole the chicken from the counter top!
Who me?
 
YES YOU!
 
Ok, yes... I did it. 
I counter surfed and stole the piece of fried chicken and ate the whole thing.
And, now the momma is mad.

23 comments:

  1. Corbin, you need to do a better job covering your tracks. Those alibis sound shaky at best.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

    P.S. Hope everything passes through OK.

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  2. Hey - if it was left out in the open - it was fair game - great hunting instincts

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  3. Corbin....don't admit to anything. It was not you. Those pesky squirrels are back again!

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  4. BOL! I don't blame you a bit, Corbin. If your momma left the chicken on the counter in the open and everything, then she OBVIOUSLY meant for you to have a bite. Duh.

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  5. We think the better question is, "Who left the chicken on the counter?"

    Sam and Pippen

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  6. Corbin - you are HILARIOUS! You had me LOL'ing this morning for sure! Silly, silly boy!

    Emily @ Our Waldo Bungie
    www.ourwaldobungie.com

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  7. "Ok, yes I did it" was the exact moment I laughed with a snort noise! Corbin, hope it was tasty and worth it!

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  8. SOME thingys a guy just MUST be PROUD of doing !!

    You DID it
    You ENJOYED it
    and you would DO IT AGAIN ! Show no remorse!!! It was a MANLY thingy to do and WE are PROUD of you Buddy!!!

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  9. I give your chicken stealing four paws up! I mean - what were you supposed to do? Just leave it there? That would have been crazy!

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  10. Oh Corbin!

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

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  11. BOL! You mean momma only left ONE piece out?? Well then it had to be for you, Corbin!!

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  12. I think your momma needs to get a cat....then you can blame EVERYTHING on the cat!!!

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  13. You DO look sorry....sort of. We're sure she'll forgive you. Give her a smooch.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    What a bonus....a whole chicken leg!!!

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  14. Oh Corbin, BOL you are very honest
    Benny & Lily

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  15. Howdy Studly, we say No Worries. If you mum left it unattended, and with all your guests, you just had to do what a dog would do and snarf it up quick. With a face like yours mate, you will be forgiven in a flash, right mum???
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  16. Don't confess to anything without talking to an attorney first. I mean, the mice might have formed a team and stole it off the counter. Or a wandering hobo dog might have snuck in and taken it while you were napping. And we think your siblings should be re-questioned - some of those stories sound a little weak. Finally, if your Mom really wanted that chicken for herself, she shouldn't have left it unattended! Silly humans!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  17. Just keep giving Mama the sad eyes. She can't stay mad for long then! And yeah, follow Fiona's advice too!

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  18. No worries, Corbin. The Moms never stay mad for very long and we bet that chicken was well worth it:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  19. At least you told the truth Corbin. I bet it was yumsicles.


    Loveys Sasha

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  20. We're looking at all of your faces for guilt and you look pretty smug there, Corbin! Nice job!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  21. *high paw* egg-selent werk my pal....er....shares?

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  22. All I have to say is... was it tasty enough to be worth the wrath of the Momma?

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