I kicked da Corbin outs the 'puter chair. It be MY turn!
Hi, I'm Layla! Is e'erbody listenin'?
You in dere?????
So, I's just a baby dog. I's born down south and rode up to this buuuuurrrrr cold place with my 3 sibs and a bunch a other doggies.
Lady.... where you sendin' me?
Of course, I's a lil scared at first. I's never been to no New York and I's not know what to expect. BUT, lucky for me, I met nice Foster Lady who fell in love wits my picture. I hope's she didn't get hurt when she fell....
Who da heck is dis big guy?
Den, I mets the Corbin. Him's a big dude. You may tink him's be big and tuff, but him's just big. Unless ya try to take his ball.... den him's tuff.
Him's says "Watch your paws, kid. That's my ball."
I let him take him's ball, den I give him huggies.
Den the foster peoples throw da ball, and da Corbin runs like a CRAZY dog ta go get it.
I doesn't understand... so I just wait for him's to get back.
See him's way up in da corner? By da tree? Him's looks small, but him's not.
Sometimes I's just runs around, who needs a ball?
Other times, I's just look cute.
Foster lady says dat tomorra's a big day and I's get ta go ta an Adoption Event. She says people will ohhhh and ahhhh over my cutie ways and maybe someone's will fall in love wit me like da Foster Lady. Her's says dat someone wit a camera needs do adopt me becuz I's a ham. I said, where's da ham?!
Her's lied... dere was no ham's.
So, anywiggles... dis is me, Layla! Oh, wants MORE stuffs on me? Ok, well, I's 14 weeks old, I's has 1 sissy and 2 brudders dat came wits me to NY. I's do most of my potties outside but, when a girlie's gots ta go... her's gots ta go. I likes to take shoes, but da foster lady says I can'ts do that. I learned to SIT wit my butts on da floor. And, I's pretty good at stayin' dere until da foster lady says I's can move. I chillax in my crate all day while the foster folks aren't dere, but da foster lady comes home and lets us out in da middle of da days.
Oh, did I mention dat I's super cute?
Does I look cute from up here, too?
Okay... I's dink that's it about me. Wish me luck tomorra, okay?