Wednesday, March 21, 2012

I think Momma is having an affair

So, here's the deal.  Usually, my dad gets up for work and the momma and I snuggle for an extra 30-45 minutes before the momma gets up to give me breakfast.
Momma snuggles.
WELL... lately, she has been getting up right after dad walks out the door.  Sneaky?  Yep.  I think so.  AND, no snuggles for the Corbin's.
Hey lady... I'm not done with the snuggles.
Instead of snuggles... the momma goes into the living room and moans and groans and there's a bunch of jumping and kicking and yelling.  Like, this dude yells at my mom "Do it harder!" and momma yells back "I'm coming Shaun!"
Who the heck is Sean? 
I don't remember letting anyone in the house...
I think the momma is cheating on my dad me and I'm very much not happy about it.
What do you have that I don't have, dude?
Leave my momma alone.
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33 comments:

  1. Minnie and MackMarch 21, 2012 at 6:28 AM

    LOL, the same thing happens at our house, too! Except the words aren't so kind to the dude on the TV screen....

    Love the snuggle picture of you and your mom.

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

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  2. Millie and WalterMarch 21, 2012 at 6:37 AM

    Wow! I would like to cheat on someone with him too! Nice six-pack.

    Cindy

    P.S. Your snuggle picture is so sweet. I don't see how your mom could pick that guy over you.

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  3. PippenMarch 21, 2012 at 6:40 AM

    Dude, Your momma is kerazy if she's thrown you over for that scrawny dude... your six-pack is way better than his!

    Sam and Pippen

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  4. UnknownMarch 21, 2012 at 6:53 AM

    Awwwww cuddle time is the best :) I might have to pass up dog cuddles for that 6pack too :)

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  5. Two Kitties One PittieMarch 21, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    HAHAHA! Silly Corbin.

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  6. 3 doxiesMarch 21, 2012 at 7:17 AM

    I wanna six-pack! I mean I wanna REAL six-pack.
    Corbin, your mom has done losted her marbles, did you not raise her betters.

    Why does my mum keep starin' at dat man?

    Puddles

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  7. Berts BlogMarch 21, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    It's an affair all right. But don't worry too much Corbin, if she is anything like my Vickie, this will only last a while......

    But if your lucky, the affair is gonna lead to a lot more exercise for you cause she is gonna feel so much more active.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 21, 2012 at 7:39 AM

    BOL Corbin ;) I'm thinkin this guy might run on electricity. Maybe just pull his plug and get your snuggle pal back? ;) Heh Heh Heh

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  9. sweetemalineMarch 21, 2012 at 8:01 AM

    Your mom's response to Sean made me giggle and think, "That's what she said." :)

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  10. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥March 21, 2012 at 8:05 AM

    OMD, Corbin, you should see the mess your post caused here. Mom lost her mouthful of coffee all over the 'puter screen when she read it - BOLOLOL!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  11. RemingtonMarch 21, 2012 at 8:22 AM

    Oh my! That is a great post....I can't stop laughing....

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  12. AnonymousMarch 21, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    I dunno Corbin. I'm thinking you shouldn't be telling the world about your mom's bad behavior... what a hussy to be cheating on you though.

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  13. 3 doxiesMarch 21, 2012 at 8:44 AM

    Ummm...you still has a while befores it's my birfday but if it make you feels any betters...I accept cards 2 months befores;)

    Puddles

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  14. 3 doxiesMarch 21, 2012 at 8:55 AM

    Now see Corbin...DAT is a BRILLIANT idea!

    Puddles

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  15. EmilyMarch 21, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    Braylon loves her extra cuddle time with her dad when I get out of bed first. Good luck with "the other man."

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  16. AnonymousMarch 21, 2012 at 12:00 PM

    We think you're more muscular than that Sean dude! For sure.

    Elyse and Riley

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  17. Bella Roxy & MacduiMarch 21, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Needs a bit more investigation--and then ACTION!

    That snuggle time needs to be reinstated.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  18. DukeMarch 21, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    You're 10 times more handsome than Sean, Corbin!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch

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  19. Frankie Furter and ErnieMarch 21, 2012 at 4:03 PM

    Well this is just Shocking!! I mean REALLY SHOCKING. WHAT is that Woman THINKIN???? Not wantin to cuddle with YOU???
    I think you should watch were you are walkin... you might slide on some of the marbles that she has lost. I'm just sayin.

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  20. bbes tribeMarch 21, 2012 at 4:29 PM

    Like the pic of you and your mom cuddling! If your mom keeps up the groaning and moaning it might mean a lot more exercise and walks for you too!!!
    Wags
    Ernie and the pack

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  21. pibbleMarch 21, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    Bwaaaahahaaaa! Corbin, ya had me going there for a minute. But I'll bet you're a better snuggler...

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  22. The Daily Pip March 21, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    Bawahahahaha! I think my mom is having an affair, too!

    Your pal, Pip

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  23. Two French BulldogsMarch 21, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    you better keep an eye on momma..They DO dream a lot, BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  24. jenMarch 21, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    Ha-Ha! It took me a second but now I got it:)))

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  25. KBMarch 21, 2012 at 9:19 PM

    That's exactly what me and K do, the snuggling after the Runner gets up to go to work... I do think that there's an affair going on in your house Corbin. Maybe we need, Corbin, private eye, to look into it!

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  26. Jed and Abby in MerryLandMarch 21, 2012 at 11:34 PM

    Nah, Bert has it right: your mom is just getting in shape to play with you all summer, now that you've recovered your health. Maybe you can just change your snuggle time? What about when you go to bed, instead of when your dad gets up? Or while your mom is resting after her session with Sean? She's bound to need some serious rest after all that effort.

    Jed & Abby

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  27. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderMarch 22, 2012 at 1:30 AM

    Ha, we don't know who this Sean is but mum has just started to slobber like Rory. Is she weird or what? Sheesh. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  28. ScooterMarch 22, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    Hey Corbin!
    Wow, I don't think this will last at all! I mean...that guy's all bald and everything! No fur. Not nearly as handsome as you. She'll be back. In the meantime, give her the stink eye for your lack of cuddles. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  29. WyattMarch 22, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    Don't worry...we won't tell!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  30. Kitty+CocoMarch 22, 2012 at 3:03 PM

    Well I'll declare! Yup, cheating. Guess my mom is lazy because I'v never heard such in our house. Nutty parrents.

    Kitty+Coco

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  31. Kari in AlaskaMarch 22, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    I think it might just be a workout she is doing

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  32. sprinklesMarch 22, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    I have no idea who that Sean guy is but he's really good looking!

    Love that pic of you and the mom cuddlin'.

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  33. Lauren @ Life With DesmondApril 4, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    those are some cute pix! you know, i totally thought you were talking about Tony Horton and P90X for a minute...

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