So, here's the deal. Usually, my dad gets up for work and the momma and I snuggle for an extra 30-45 minutes before the momma gets up to give me breakfast.
WELL... lately, she has been getting up right after dad walks out the door. Sneaky? Yep. I think so. AND, no snuggles for the Corbin's.
Instead of snuggles... the momma goes into the living room and moans and groans and there's a bunch of jumping and kicking and yelling. Like, this dude yells at my mom "Do it harder!" and momma yells back "I'm coming Shaun!"
I think the momma is cheating on
my dad me and I'm very much not happy about it.
|Hey lady... I'm not done with the snuggles.|
|Who the heck is Sean? |
I don't remember letting anyone in the house...
|What do you have that I don't have, dude?|
Leave my momma alone.