Yep. I totally went all smart on you.
And as the smart dog that I am... I know the proper ways in which to enjoy water... Watch, and learn.
|See? Water allll around me. Not water in that can.|
|I also know how to be safe around water... |
|I wasn't too thrilled with this idea... |
Notice the bag of treats in the background that mom used to
bribe me into this pathetic excuse of a pool?
|NEVER thrilled with this Bath Time idea.|
Seriously... What's the need?
|Now you expect me to go in there?!|
|I guess I can give it a shot...|
(potato chips were involved)
|HOLY CRAP! Where's the GROUND?!?!?|
Thank goodness for my life jacket... otherwise I would have just sank.
|Why are you throwing my toys away?!|
|How can you call this fetch if I'm not running?|
|Please put it back on the boat so I can keep swimming.|
|What do you mean I have to rest????|
|I'll keep look out for some ducks...|
|Ok.... let's go back in!|
|I left my toy on the boat for a reason, DAD.|
STOP THROWING IT.
|I warned you... I'm not getting it this time.|
|BOL! See dad... not fun going all that way to get it, is it?|
|Want me to throw it again, Dad?|
|Drying off in the sun!|
Not to be confused with "Sun Bathing"... that's a lady dog thing.
|Hehe, I even leave peemail so everyone knows I was at the lake!|
What? Not supposed to do that?
ps. that's my crazy dad in that hat... weirdo.
|See this? That's my float... so I get to cool off in the water |
and use ZERO amounts of energy! I just sit there and float
around... and I visit everyone. Very best part of water!
This contest was super fun to enter... but... now I really miss the lake! Dad's putting the boat in the water on Saturday, but mom said it's still too cold for me to swim... Silly mom.