Hm... 'ello?

Is someone out 'ders?

Oh! Heddo! My's is Cranberry.  My's came all da way from Georgia to New York with 19 other doggies. My's is just a pup and was picked up by some peoples and brought to da shelter.  I spent some time in da doggie slammer and den was rescued by wonderfur peoples from Leftover Pets, Inc.   They's gave me some shots and some TLC, dems took my lady insides and put me on a van with some furiends and lots of puppies.  After da 18+ hour trip, I played with my friends at some nice ladies homes.  Den dis really nice lady showed up and gives me some extra lovin's.  Her's put a walker thang on me and took me in her zoomzoomer.

'Dis New York???  Where you's takin's me lady?

Uh, what's you mean I has new boyfuriend waitin's for me's? What him's think? My's is some mail orda brider's? Him's got 'nother thinker comin's.  I show him's a ting or two.

You's be kiddin's about dat boyfuriend ting, right? You's can tell me you's be kiddin's.

'Dis da boyfuriends?  Hm, him's be da big dumb brown dog, lady.  Why him's gots to be followin' me 'rounds?  Him's be o'tay to play wifs and all, but my's not interested in da loves ting.  Him's be my furiend furst, o'tay?

Here, let's do da tuggin's.  I see how strong you is. Is you strong enuff to be my's man?

'Dis floor be slippery... My's tinks you's has da advantage.

I wear da pants in 'dis relationship, my's always ontop of him's.

'Dis be da family photo.  Guess we be kind of cute's togetter. Maybe 'dis'll work.

Is you sure's my's is allowed on da big softie?  It be comfies up here.

Da big brown dog and my's played long and hard.  Him's full of energies just like my's is!

It's be time for some sleepers now... Anyone out 'ders know dis big brown dog?  Should my's be datin' him's?  My's gonna sleep on it...

Oh, PeeS!  My's is up for da adoptions!  My's is purdy content in 'dis homes, but my's knows my's can't stay 'ders furevers!  My's is a 6-7 month old Boxer (maybe mix, but my's is purdy close to da boxers).  My's is house trained and crate trained and my's is working VERY hard on learning my manners and basic obedience.  My's has come a long way since Friday already bc My's has da smarts :o)

Who in da rite mind wouldn't want me?!