I read about the butt problems Puddles had over the weekend and decided maybe I'd tell you all about my... eh... private area problem that occurred this past weekend.
|This view is missing a Corbin.|
|The Corbin LOOOOOVES ice cream.|
(old picture bc mom didn't bring her camera on our ice cream adventure)
Ok, back on track. So, we get our ice cream and we go sit to eat it. I was all "nom nom nom ICE CREAM! nom nom nom." Now... I'm a studly boy, as you all know, but I don't get... uh... excited easily. But, something in that ice cream caused my inner manhood to get all sorts of happy! While I was eating my ice cream, the momma got all embarrassed because I was showing everyone at the ice cream place what I was packin'.
|"Mom. Put. The. Camera. AWAY"|
One of the two times I've ever been photographed with my lip stick.
Can you blame me though? Money Hunny was smokin'!
|I'm so ashamed.|
Ya know what she did?
She squirted my manhood with a squirt bottle!!!!! Well, I guess it was better than throwing me in the tubby... I think she was mostly afraid that by lifting me into the tub -because I'd never go in willingly -she might touch the lipstick.
Anyway... it worked and the squirt bottle made my little dude shrink right back in where he belongs.
I can't believe I just told you about that....
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